Sunday, 1 December 2013

Butler - If You've Got the Bottle ...

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BUTLER

Noun & verb. Middle English.
[Anglo-Norman buteler, Old & modern French bouteillier cup-bearer, from bouteille BOTTLE noun: see -ER.]

A(1) noun. A servant who has charge of a house's or other establishment's wine cellar and plate etc.;
a principal manservant. ME

A(2) noun. Historical. An officer of high rank (nominally) in charge of wine for the royal table. ME

B verb trans. and intrans. Act as a butler to; deal with as a butler. M18

Also:
butlerage noun (a) Historical a duty on imported wine payable to the king's butler; (b) the office of butler, a butler's department. L15
butleress noun (rare) a female butler. E17
butlership noun the office of butler. M16
butlery noun a utler's room or pantry; a buttery. ME

BUTTLE

Verb trans. & intrans. Jocular. Mid-19th century.
[Back-form from BUTLER.]

Serve out (drinks); do a butler's work.

If you've ever been tempted to look down your nose at a butler (and I'm sure you haven't), it's possibly a reflection of a cultural attitude ingrained in our language: a butler is, after all, a servant, and the very etymology of butler is from 'bottle', because that's what butlers do, isn't it? They open bottles and, although its root is actually from the butler being in charge of the household's wine, seriously, how hard a job could that be?

Well, if you have ever been tempted to be so supercilious, you should think again, as butlers (especially modern butlers) are both in a demanding job and very well compensated for their labours. Those that complete the City & Guild's Butlers Diploma, for example, can expect an entry level salary of £30,000, with the best quickly rising to salaries of £100,000 and above (one of the best paid butlers in the US is rumoured to earn around $1,500,000 per year). Perks include free accommodation, healthcare, a car and international travel. What's more, good butlers are in demand, so if you have the necessary skills and a skin thick enough to be some capricious oligarch's status symbol, you should have no problem finding (and keeping) employment. Not bad for someone that opens bottle (buttles) for a living, eh?

Are you a butler?

Do you have a butler?

Do please buttle your bottles in the comment box below.

11 comments:

  1. Wow. I'm in the wrong business. I think I'd be pretty good at buttling / buttlering (?), especially for that money.
    Good to see a picture of Nestor. Haven't read a Tintin book in years.

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    1. Good old Nestor. I wonder what pay bracket he was on ... ?

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  2. After Downton Abbey, the only butler I can think of is Mr Caaaaaahson. (That was my futile attempt to transcribe the British accent without using the phonetic alphabet).

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    1. Oh no! Evi! I hate to do this (really, really hate to do this) ... but Mr Carson is actually a valet, not a butler ...

      Oh no ... I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

      Just when we were getting on so well too ...

      *sniggers*

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    2. http://entertainment.time.com/2013/01/03/a-proper-talk-with-actor-jim-carter-downton-abbeys-mr-carson-talks-to-time/

      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/downtonabbey/season2_characters_carson.html

      http://downtonabbey.wikia.com/wiki/Charles_Carson

      I really do think Mr. Carson is the butler. The valet was that other guy with the hat and the limp who got married to Anna, which was creepy as he was 50 years older than her.

      Hahahahahahah demonic laughter.

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    3. But ... hang on ... wait ... no, because ...

      Oh for goodness sake ... how was I supposed to know you had access to Google??

      Mr Bates ... grr ... yes, the creepy guy who's really boring and whose storylines no one cares about ... damn!

      You've just made a mortal blogging enemy, Evi ... a very mortal blogging enemy ... a blenemy ...

      : o )

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  3. I love Mr. Carson.
    I also fondly remember Hudson from the 1970s drama, Upstairs Downstairs.
    Both were authoritarian characters, but I think Hudson had a better sense of humour!

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    1. Mr Carson, who we all know is Lord Grantham's personal valet (*sniggers mischievously again*), is one of the best and most memorable characters in Downton.

      I've never seen Upstairs Downstairs, I'm afraid, as it was a tiny bit before my time.

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  4. More Daily Mail odours wafting through lexicolatry ed. Yesterday, a tirade against the middle-lower classes, some of them reduced to dressing up like Spiderman to scratch a living, today a hate-fueled lunge at the throat of the upper upper-lower...... no, the lower lower-upper.... um, the extreme end of the middle-lower-upper.....

    I think I had a point of sorts there somewhere but I was kiboshed by the class system.

    -c.

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    1. I'm obviously not being clear enough ...

      It's the lower upper-middle-under-proletariat-aristochavs that I hate.

      Oh how and I hate them - with all their butler-hiring, Spiderman-stand-stilling, Carlsberg-swilling finesse ...

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    2. I'm with you comrade - they're a privileged lefty bunch of bourgeois working class illuminati plebs. Up Marxism...... or fox-hunting, I think.

      -c.

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