Monday, 2 December 2013

Butter - "Buttered Toast! We're Just Sitting Down to Buttered Toast!"

Butyraceous
Photo by NCI

BUTTER

Noun.
[Old English butere, corresponding to Old Frisian, Old High German butera (Dutch boter, German Butter),
from West Germanic from Latin butyrum from Greek bouturon.]

1(a) The fatty substance obtained from cream by churning, used to spread on bread etc., and in cookery. OE

1(b) figurative. Unctuous flattery. colloquial. E19

2(a) transferred. Any substance resembling butter in appearance or consistency. LME

2(b) CHEMISTRY. The anhydrous chloride of antimony, arsenic, etc. archaic. M17

Psychological warfare by Monica Shaw

BUTTER

Verb transitive. Late Middle English.
[from BUTTER noun.]

1 Spread with butter; cook or dish up with butter. LME

2 figurative. Flatter lavishly, Now usually followed by up. E18

My most enduring memory of George Orwell's Homage to Catalonia (as well as the predilection for ridiculous acronyms during the Spanish Civil War) was Orwell's account of a socialist fighter engaging in psychological warfare by shouting at his fascist counterparts across the enemy lines:

"'Buttered toast!' - you could hear his voice echoing across the lonely valley - 'We're just sitting down to buttered toast over here! Lovely slices of buttered toast!'"
Homage to Catalonia, Chapter 4

Of all the things that one could choose to shout - from political slogans to appeals not to fight against your fellow countrymen - this man chose to invoke and tempt the senses with thoughts of hot toast and butter, that most delicious and irresistible of staples. Orwell said he knew the man, who was shouting from further down his own line, was lying and like everyone else wouldn't have seen any hot toast and butter for months, but it still set his mouth watering on those long icy nights, and he was certain it was doing the same to the hungry fascists as well. You can just imagine the poor, conscripted sentries, shivering and hugging themselves in the freezing darkness, hunger gnawing at their insides, listening to some stranger's voice drifting through the void: "Buttered toast! We're just sitting down to buttered toast over here!" Mhmm. Could it possibly be true? "Lovely slices of buttered toast!"

Butter is such a basic and ancient foodstuff (it's thought likely the consumption of butter is even more ancient than that of liquid milk), and yet it's almost unparalleled in its seeming luxuriousness. Unsurprisingly, butter has become a central component in various English idioms and expressions. You can say that someone looks "as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth," for example, meaning that they seem demure and innocent. You might also say someone has their "bread buttered on both sides," or they "want their bread buttered on both sides," or (if they know where their advantage is) they know "which side their bread is buttered on."

Does the buttercup shine yellow under your chin(s)?

Are there any butyraceous expressions in your language?

Do please leave your most dairying comments below.

8 comments:

  1. One of my favourites when I'm having 'one of those days' is "the bread always falls on the buttered side".
    And it actually did happen once too! :)

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    1. As bread *always* falls butter-side down, how could one not have such a day? I need to know!

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    2. Have you heard of the 'falling cat with a buttered-back' paradox Jingles?

      -c.

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  2. I had a friend at school who would categorise a girl as a 'butter girl' in that 'he liked everything about her but 'er face.'

    It's been about 17 years but I presume he's still single, or in prison, or trying to be the prime minister of Italy.

    -c.

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    1. Was it Hugh Grant's character in "A Butter Boy"?

      Oh my. That was bad even for me.

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  3. The most essential thing you have to think about influencing flavored to toast right is you have to spread the two sides.

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  4. Finally, what is the point that you are trying to make in your toast? Every toast honors one specific person and you are going to have to be very clear about just exactly who this is.bread machines

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