|If you don't believe this is a system for dispersing mind-controlling chemical agents to subdue the masses, you're just deluded|
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Noun. Mid-20th century.
A condensation trail.
You know those wispy white lines that are left behind by aeroplanes in the sky? They're contrails, right? Wrong, dude! They're only contrails to the all-accepting, propaganda-gulping, sheep-minded masses, man. Every person out there with an IQ in double-figures knows that they're actually chemtrails! That's right, bro: chemtrails. The powers that be are spraying us will all kinds of up to no good. And while so-called 'scientists' might try and explain away contrails as simply the product of water vapour in a jet's exhaust condensing in the nut-nippingly frosty conditions up there to form what are basically clouds, you and I know that this is actually the perfect covert dispersal unit for the governments' population reducing, illness inducing, weather warfare falutin' chemical agents. Oh, you think this is nuts? You think this is just some whack conspiracy theory dreamt up by a bunch of right-wing loons who are convinced the world is controlled by reptilian alien overlords who will soon seize power for the New World Order? Then look up in the sky, man. See the chemtrails for yourself! I saw a plane the other day and that evening I sneezed, bro. Twice. Coincidence? You decide.
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