OK. Now let's be grown up about this. There are times when one needs to describe a shape, and it's not quite cylindrical, nor cigar-shaped, and most definitely not tubular. It is, however, cucumiform, possessing the requisite undulating asymmetry and ... umm ... knobbly bits of said cucumber. Right. That's it. Stop sniggering and go back to whatever you were doing.
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